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10-03-2026 01:09 AM
10-03-2026 01:09 AM
Hey @Glisten
@Joke
After a difficult day at work, a man decides to take a nap before starting dinner and his evening chores. He’s just about to nod off when there’s a knock at the door. The man opens the door and looks down to see a snail selling vaccum cleaners door-to-door. Incensed that his slumber had been disturbed, he picks up the snail and drop kicks it as hard as he could before slamming the door and returning to his couch to finish his nap.
Three years later, the man is watching TV when there’s a knock at the door. He opens it, looks down, and it’s the same snail who looks up at him angily and says, “Would you mind telling me what the heck that was all about?!
10-03-2026 11:19 AM
10-03-2026 11:19 AM
@PeppyPatti Peps somehow I miss your post Snail joke yesterday.
I’ve got antihistamine hangover. I’m not much fun.
I’m going back to sleep until my daytime meds kick in.
11-03-2026 10:22 PM
12-03-2026 02:28 AM - edited 12-03-2026 02:29 AM
12-03-2026 02:28 AM - edited 12-03-2026 02:29 AM
Me 2 @Glisten
@AuntGlow @Oaktree @tyme @Shaz51 @ENKELI @TAB
joke - 2 workmen were walking down a street and stopping every 10 yards, at which point one would dig a hole in the ground and then the other would fill it in again! A woman was watching them and was intrigued as this same pattern was repeated over and over again. Eventually, curiosity got the better of her so she went over to ask them what they were doing. One of them replied, in a very friendly manner, “normally there are 3 of us but the guy who plants the tree is off work this week
12-03-2026 10:59 AM
12-03-2026 10:59 AM
@PeppyPatti BAHAHA 🤣
Good joke 🕳️ 🌳 ✅
27-04-2026 09:33 AM
27-04-2026 09:33 AM
Can someone help me with body pain. To do with CPTSD. I'm stressing out. Can't seem to find my way around this site. Don't know where to look for info on body pain. Probably all in my mind. It happens when I get stressed out. Or dreams get bad. Mostly in upper legs. Then feet and arms wrists and headaches and ears ringing. Can't seem to move without pain. Any ideas would be great. @Oaktree @tyme @Shaz51 @PeppyPatti @Glisten thanks
27-04-2026 06:35 PM
27-04-2026 06:35 PM
Look what we found this morning
looking after him today and taking him to the vet tomorrow
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27-04-2026 06:38 PM
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