Introduction

[LeChuck]

Nah I got makeup brushes coming out the wazoo. I went through a phase when I was a full on obsessed with makeup. How was your day @Oaktree ?

[Oaktree]

Pretty good thanks @LeChuck 

I joined a social group for women and made a post yesterday (it’s on Facebook) I got so many responses from local women wanting to catch up for coffee. Met up with one this morning. I am going to go to the canasta group at our local library on Saturday mornings after Easter so I am currently sitting at the dining table trying to teach myself to riffle shuffle. Once I get the first part (if I do) I will try to also do the bridge. I looked up a tutorial on YouTube.

Come to think of it shuffling might come in handy at the saloon. 

What are you doing?

Meggle

[LeChuck]

Haha it might! That all sounds awesome @Oaktree

[Oaktree]

@LeChuck 

The riffle shuffle and bridge!

https://youtu.be/NdCia_d1u5c

Meggle

[Oaktree]

Hi @Shaz51 

I see you are frequenting our establishment. How are you this fine day?

Take a weight off! @LeChuck please dust off a barstool for our friend. Just pay your 500 pesos to @tonys  Shaz. That will pay for your first drink and a pine box should you need one. Pretty rough town you have drifted into here.

Meggle

[LeChuck]

A rough town indeed. One of us eats grubs

[LeChuck]

His name is @tonys and he is awesome.

[tonys]

Purple sparkly  wrapping  paper,   well   ALRIGHT.  .   .   .  my kinda   drinking scenery.

  WISKY. . . .   Ah   Ah   just leave the bottle. .!

No need to dust my stool.   Just finished a big plate of chilly beans across the st ,   Bout 30 minutes,   trust me .  .  .  It'll get dusted.        No need for renovations.  One  good bar fight ill

bring the whole joint down.

Now   I have a complaint. . .   I came for breakfast here   and forgot my spectacles.

You  leave the spittoon on the bar,  and  your coffee cups are the same  size,

Actually    I withdraw my complaint.  Now   I  think about It,    It   did taste better than the

coffee . .  . .    Just  do an  old timer a favour and take the cigar buts out next time.

So   now you Know why I only come out late at night.    You meat a better class of villain in the dark.

Now  .  .  .   don't say you weren't  warned about   the clientele  in this establishment.

@Oaktree    @LeChuck   Hope  this tread lasts till high noon tomorrow. . .

tonys   twoguns   

[tonys]

BUUUUUURRPP  .  .  .  .   AHHH    set em up again Sam     We'll  just try get me outta her 

partner. . .   Only way I go out through those swing doors is,     feet first . .  .

Possies hunted me from thread to thread,    here  I make my stand.  Don't know who  the other gang  members are yet.    Better have leather ears  and a big black whole through the middle of em,  .   .   .  where their soul  used to be.  .  .

How are you   @LeChuck ,    I'll water the horses,   

Can't  get to the bar till  much before 9  pm   sharpshooters on the roof tops,   you understand.   If its raining.   then even I stop steeling kids lollipops,  and little old ladies

and  ride the roulette wheel here.  So,  lets hope no one burns the town down.

Adios Amigos                         tonys   twoguns 

[tonys]

@LeChuck   I'm walking backwards through posts again.   I'll drink 2 bottles to this post. . .  er.

Has to be a town Sherriff. .  .  Your it. . . .   Someones gotta lock me up,   time to time. . .

But most importantly. . .!   there's a bounty hunter on my tail,     Every town needs a gate keeper.

The  badge makes a  killinn .  .  .  legal,     One  Texas  ranger gets in here,  and we'll be signing

do goody good  sunday songs and  they wont let me  Tub  in the horse trough.

Hell . . . I'll  even have to use a  spoon and fork,  and go out side to take a                                    dddddd. .  .  .  .  . pp

sorry  ladies . .  .   stutter when I got a   chew of.  .   .     tobakarr .  .  .  .gulp..

Question  fer  the  cook.   was a  that slice of date loaf  I  had with  my beans . .  or  are those black things  just   cross sections of cockroaches.    . .  either   way  needs more salt

tonys  two guns